Tuesday, November 12, 2013


Cue the following conversation:

Random Guy: Hello pretty baby, you are looking takeaway, like an indefatigable jewel, is your father a rugged kidnapper?
Z: Err what?! Thanks *eye rolls, walks away and promptly forgets weird person*

Random Female: Hey, just wanted to say you are very pretty.
Z: Err..thank you...you too!

*Permanent beatific smile*
*Starts humming "Walking on Sunshine*
*Breaks into dance*
*Collides into old lady at the door*